Writing can be serious business. So today I want to lighten the mood by sharing a few of my favorite writing jokes and gag gifts.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
You can find this joke and more here.
What's that smell?
No potty humor here. Spray Smell of Books when your writing friend is reading an ebook and laugh as they express their amazement at how realistic their device is.
A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Found on Jokes About Writers.
Know a writer that gets a little crazy with the Post-It notes? Dab a little super glue between each sheet and watch their frustration soar!
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Q. What's the difference between publishers and terrorists?
A. You can negotiate with terrorists.
From Dale T. Phillips' writing website.
Know of any fun writing jokes or gags? Share with us in the comments!